Alec; quite far from wonderland
silohouettes:

My friend just made this status

silohouettes:

My friend just made this status

sixpenceee:

Berlin street artistVermibus dissolves advertisements with solvents, giving them an eerie mummified look. 

Watch his video here

sixpenceee:

turntechsatanhead:

sixpenceee:

In September, 1931, the Irving family — James, Margaret and daughter Voirrey claimed to hear persistent scratching and rustling noises behind their farmhouse’s wooden wall panels.

At first they thought it was a rat, but then the unseen creature began making different sounds, sometimes spitting like a ferret, or growling like a dog, or gurgling like a baby.

The creature soon revealed an ability to speak, and introduced itself as Gef, a mongoose. It claimed to have been born in New Delhi, India, in 1852.

 According to Voirrey, who was the only person to see him properly, Gef was the size of a small rat, with yellowish fur and a large bushy tail (the Indian mongoose is in reality much larger than a rat and does not have a bushy tail).

Gef variously claimed to be “an extra extra clever mongoose”, an “earthbound spirit” and “a ghost in the form of a weasel”.

He once said, “I am a freak. I have hands and I have feet, and if you saw me you’d faint, you’d be petrified, mummified, turned into stone or a pillar of salt!” Voirrey Irving, who took Gef under her wing, died in 2005. In an interview published late in life, she maintained that Gef was not her creation

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please take a moment to read about this, it’s so interesting. there’s also a song written about him!!!

haha woah, that song is spot on about this creature 

paopudesu:

:3 

paopudesu:

:3 

dancybutt:

lnstagrandma:

how to piss someone off:

leave the door open

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dutchster:

don’t forget these

hypergiants:

pulpofiction:

Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”

Then watch them crash and burn

"…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw."

"I don’t get it."

"What’s not to get."

"Why would she make you a sandwich?"

"Because… She’s a girl."

"You can’t make yourself a sandwich?"

"I can make myself a sandwich."

"Cool, go make me one too."

[Smooth Criminal plays]

annearachne:

clandestineagent:

boulder opal

not gonna lie, I thought this was a cookie at first

annearachne:

clandestineagent:

boulder opal

not gonna lie, I thought this was a cookie at first